So I just had a bot message me on Skype asking if I would like to checkout this "person" by sending a link to a website that would "need" my credit card details. Of course this being a bot, I couldn't resist having a bit of a laugh with it. So here is some of the conversation I had with it.
[19:49:00] Bot: HI
[19:49:28] Me: Hey.
[19:50:01] Bot: Finally! some1 to talk to ! lol I'm a bit forgetful lol, have we spoken before?
[19:51:32] Me: Yes, I was dressed up as a chicken when when we last spoke.
[19:52:18] Bot: hmm ok. Your username seemed familiar. lol sorry, I was just looking for someone to talk with, I hope you don't mind chatting with a bored single 23/f lol So what u up to?
[19:54:06] Me: 14/both and right now, I'm sexually frustrated.
[19:55:05] Bot: Hmmm well maybe I can spice up your week even more lol..what kind of girls are you into? you like nerdy girls?
[19:57:34] Me: I'm interested in men with big boobs
[19:58:49] Bot: lol you should know nerdy girls and redheads are the biggest freaks! I have some free time now my roommate went out...i love to tease Wanna see? its up to u...im in the mood lol
[20:03:24] Me: Will it cost anything? I kinda sold my webcam for a doughnut.
And there is more, but I didn't bother adding it here because there wasn't anything funny I could thing of to say. But how about you all let me know what you would have said to this "person" on Skype down in the comments. Later!