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Happy Valentines o3o by warriorcatsgeek Happy Valentines o3o :iconwarriorcatsgeek:warriorcatsgeek 6 1 Jennabun Headshot by Je-nny Jennabun Headshot :iconje-nny:Je-nny 39 24 Alien Pony adopt !!!! by SkaterStreak Alien Pony adopt !!!! :iconskaterstreak:SkaterStreak 8 0 doggo  by SkaterStreak doggo :iconskaterstreak:SkaterStreak 3 1



So I just had a bot message me on Skype asking if I would like to checkout this "person" by sending a link to a website that would "need" my credit card details. Of course this being a bot, I couldn't resist having a bit of a laugh with it. So here is some of the conversation I had with it.

[19:49:00] Bot: HI
[19:49:28] Me: Hey. :)
[19:50:01] Bot: Finally! some1 to talk to ! lol   I'm a bit forgetful lol, have we spoken before? ;)
[19:51:32] Me: Yes, I was dressed up as a chicken when when we last spoke.
[19:52:18] Bot: hmm ok. Your username seemed familiar. lol sorry, I was just looking for someone to talk with, I hope you don't mind chatting with a bored single 23/f lol  So what u up to?
[19:54:06] Me: 14/both and right now, I'm sexually frustrated.
[19:55:05] Bot: Hmmm well maybe I can spice up your week even more lol..what kind of girls are you into? you like nerdy girls?
[19:57:34] Me: I'm interested in men with big boobs
[19:58:49] Bot: lol you should know nerdy girls and redheads are the biggest freaks! ;-) I have some free time now my roommate went out...i love to tease ;-)  Wanna see? its up to in the mood lol
[20:03:24] Me: Will it cost anything? I kinda sold my webcam for a doughnut.

And there is more, but I didn't bother adding it here because there wasn't anything funny I could thing of to say. But how about you all let me know what you would have said to this "person" on Skype down in the comments. Later! ;)


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Ellis Parker
United Kingdom
I'm mainly a gamer, so don't expect art work from me much. I'm also a student in a Interactive Media & Games Development course at my local college.


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Dathud Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Thank you
kotakkun Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the watch!!

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Masa1989 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2017
thx for the watch :D 
UNHxBurger Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2017
You're welcome. ;3
HydenPicaz Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch! :D
UNHxBurger Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2017
You're welcome. ;3
AlexFRD Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2017
Thanks for the watch!
UNHxBurger Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2017
You're welcome. ;3
Glinel Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2017  Student Interface Designer
Thank you so much for the +WATCH!
It's very much appreciated!

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If you're interested in my work, check out my cosplay page @SharpAmethyst
UNHxBurger Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2017
You're welcome. ;3
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